IT’S LIKE CAS AND DEAN HAVE SHACKED UP, AND CAS DECIDES TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AND HE ONLY INVITES SAM. AND HE’S BEEN SLAVING ALL DAY WORKING ON THE PERFECT SANDWICHES TO SERVE IN THEIR “PARTY”
AND THEN SAM COMES OVER, ALL GRUMPY MOOSE BECAUSE HE HAD A BAD DAY, HAVING BEEN CHASED BY HUNTERS ALL WANTING TO “MOUNT HIM ON THE WALL”
CAS IS ALL PROUD OF HIMSELF, HANDING DEAN A PLATE OF HIS “HEAVENLY” SANDWICH AND DEAN IS GRATEFUL, BUT WHEN HE TURNS TO SAM TO GIVE HIM HIS PLATE, SAM’S LIKE, “NO THANKS, I’M NOT REALLY HUNGRY AND I THINK I’M ALLERGIC TO BREAD”
SO DEAN GLARES AT SAM AND IS LIKE, “HE WORKED SO HARD ON THAT SANDWICH, DUDE. JUST FUCKING TAKE IT”
SO SAM RELUCTANTLY TAKES THE SANDWICH AND PRETENDS TO EAT IT, AND CAS EXCUSES HIMSELF TO GO WASH THE DISHES
AND THEN CAS SEES SAM SPIT OUT THE SANDWICH AND DUMP THE REMAINS IN HIS FAVORITE PLANT
AND CAS HAS THIS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE, “HOW FUCKING DARE THAT MOOSE. AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK I SPENT MAKING THAT SANDWICH. I MEAN, TO COME TO MY HOME AND DISGRACE ME LIKE THAT! THE NERVE OF THAT MOOSE! AND TO SPIT IT OUT IN MY FAVORITE PLANT OF ALL PLACES! WHY I OUGHTA SMITE THE CRAP OUTTA—UGH. WAIT. CALM YOURSELF, CAS. YOU’VE GOT TO HOLD IT TOGETHER. STUPID MOOSE. TRACKING MUD ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND DEFILING MY SANDWICH AND PLANT! WELL, HE WON’T BE INVITED TO MY TEA PARTY TOMORROW!”
#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies
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Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.
forever reblog
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“Pink wine makes me slutty”
- Charlotte
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5147This is Laura.
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Well this is Claire’s dream….
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oh my god. laughing so hard.
oh my gosh
oh my josh.
(Source: peetaslongbun)
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DIY Cut Off Jean Lace Shorts. Another easy and pretty tutorial from Clones & Clowns here.
So me and Rach are gonna do this….
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Back from the hospital and trussed up like an extra from the Matrix. Casual sunday night. Stupid chest.
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And this is one of many reasons why I love him. LOVE HIM.
(Source: sixtynein, via eyeswideterrified)
667Lying in a sea…
Of self-hate
Surrounded by textbooks
And soon to be chocolate miniroll wrappers
The other source of my self-hatred.
EURGH BODY AND MIND WHY DO YOU SUCK??
3BAAAAAAAH It was SO SUNNY all day whilst I was at work - now I’m at home and I know I have to revise but all I wanna do is go play pole in the park!! >.<
Bring on the end of revision and more street pole!
“Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.”
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